May 2013
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hannibalhaswari:
I’m surprisingly busy for someone who does nothing
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*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
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sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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fuckyeahashes:
mary sues are basically a power fantasy and yet only female power fantasies ever get called out and mocked. Batman is basically the most ridiculous mary sue ever and yet he’s a national symbol of badassery I mean really. There’s nothing wrong with power fantasies back the fuck off a 12 year old girl’s oc. Ok fuck you.
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quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
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whimsicalspecks:
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tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
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LET'S WATCH SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN! Episode 1
alchimiel:
oh God I know I shouldn’t even be starting on this when I haven’t finished the PP series but BLAME GABBY
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In the 101 top-grossing family films…from 1990 to 2004, of the over 4,000...
– Natasha Walter, Living Dolls: The Return of Sexism, pages 69-70, 2010. (via bitemebeautiful)
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